A.P.A. Instant Messaging System
Angelic Private Affairs
A: good eeeeeeeveeenniiingg >_< ~!!!!!!
R: What is it.
A: awwwww ;-; i message you for the first time in weeks and thats how you greet me??
R: How else am I meant to great you. We aren't friends.
A: If you say so.... but do you have to be so mean????????? ;-;
R: I don't see how honesty can make me mean.
A: you couldnt even start with a "hello" or a "howve you been" ????
A: its been SOOOOOOO LONGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
R: This is stupid. Unless you actually have something to tell me I'm done talking to you.
A: ooooooohh but i dooo~!!!
R: Then spit it out already. I'm not playing games with you. You're supposed to be my boss, can you take your job seriously for 5 minutes?
A: i DID have some pretty good news for you,, butttttt if you dont want it i dont have to tell you -3-
A: i can give this job to someone else ;3
R: Anne, please.
R: Okay.
R: I'm sorry that I wasn't very nice to you
A: oh, aarrreee you now~?? ^_^
R: Yes, I am.
R: I have been sitting around doing nothing for months.
A: okay but you definetly deserve that -_-
A: you had a very simple task: kill 1 guy
A: how do you kill 30 innocent civilians on accident????
R: Alright. You've rubbed it in enough at this point. I get it.
A: rubbing it in isn't doing enough!!!
A: oh. my. god. you have no idea how hard that cover up was!
A: make that accidental kill count 31 if you count the sucker we had to frame in your place :(
R: I'm sorry, truly. We made a lot of bad choices that week. I've learned from my mistakes and I promise it wont happen again.
A: you prommy????? ;-:??
R: ...
A: ???
R: Yeah. Sure. Fine. I 'prommy' .
A: good ^_^
A: SOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!!
A: one of our recently fallen angels was caught being pretty buddy buddy with a human D: !!!
A: well
A: maybe buddy buddy isn't the right way to put it ..
A: poor guy seemed awfully scared!
R: Where's the problem? Aren't they not our responsibility after exile?
A: well yes.....
A: but she (exiled wench) seemed to know just who she was talking to, like she knew him before she was exiled
A: but nowhere on her record was she assigned to gaurd over him or anybody he knows
A: veerrryy peecuullliiiaarrrr!
A: she herself is also just plain odd.
A: no record of who her mother or father are 0-0
A: u still reading these?
R: Yes.
A: perfect!
A: N E wayyzzzz...
A: your job is to figure out how she knows some random human guy ^_^
A: simple enough right??????????????????
A: no explosives or any other related weapons involved ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ so you cant mess this up too bad
A: right????????????????????????????
R: Correct.
R: What about Marina?
R: Are we partners on this?
A: eerrrmmm.....
A: after The Incident..... im not sure u 2 should be working together......
R: We're the best pair the A.P.A. has ever had though?
A: you were also the only pair the apa ever had x_X
A: nobody else ever works in pairs, what makes you guys so special????
A: youll be fine on ur own!!!
R: Do you have any plans for her?
A: mmmmmmmaaaaaayyyyyyybbbbbbbbeeeee :)
A: u can ask her about it urself :)
R: what the hell does that mean???
A: nothing~!
A: her duties have nothing to do with u -3-
R: But we're partners.
A: uhhhh not anymore ur not!!!!
A: at least not for a while <3 <3 maybe ill be nice 2 u <3
A: but dont count on it!
R: Fine.
R: Could I get any more details on what exactly I'm supposed to be doing?
A: OOOOHHH~ im so glad u asked!!
A: considering how your previous direct approaches didnt work out so well.. were gonna try being a little more subtle..
R: Subtle how?
A: youll be the humans coworker!!!!
A: try to get information out of him thru small talk or something ^p^
R: Are you serious.
A: what do u mean?? this doesnt sound that bad , does it???
R: Where exactly does he work?
A: this cute little pizza place in minnesota :3
A: it seems like such a sweet place <3 youll love it
R: You have to be joking.
R: You are not having me, a trained assassin, making pizzas.
R: There are so many different ways this could be carried out that would be much more efficient.
R: Why cant I just spy on them? I wouldn't be causing them, or anybody else, any harm.
R: Or how important are these guys anyways?
R: Simple interrogation usually gets these types of jobs done in under a day.
R: This whole pizza place thing is unnecessary
A: well <3 theres this thing <3 called the consequences of your actions <3 and thats whats going on here <3
R: So, because I made a little mistake I have to be a fucking pizza boy?
A: a little mistake???
A: Roman.....
A: Romey.......
R: Don't call me that.
A: rooman...
R: .
A: you killed 30 people
A: thats more than justa little mistake!!!
A: you should be greatful we havent executed you!!
A: AND were giving you another job?????
A: you should be thanking me!!!
A: anyways u start tomorrow,,, so PREPARE YOURSELLFFF >:D !!!
R: What fucking ever.
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